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Free Toaster With Your Bank?
Written By: David Neubert
2008-08-06 14:09:25
Bank Shares are just so darn cheap right now they could be giving them away with toasters. If you don't want to have to figure out which bank is going under next you can just buy the (XLF -22.36) on next dip. Personally, I've been buying Lehman (LEH - $20.63) because I think they will not go the way of Bear Stearns and American Express (AXP - $38.13) because they are not a bank and any temporary reduction in credit card spending will be made up by the secular trend toward credit card usage and the higher service provided by American Express products.

This cartoon from the Sacramento Bee says it all:

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How to Murder a CEO
Written By: David Neubert
2008-09-23 14:50:09
I couldn't resist the violent title. A mob of fired workers in India killed the local CEO of Italian Manufacturer Graziano Transmissioni. Now, I am totally against death as punishment in any circumstance, and this event will likely hurt the willingness of foreign companies to locate manufacturing in India, but the punishment is ironic given the number of layoffs on Wall Street and their superior means of enacting revenge on their bosses these days. I wonder how many millionaire bankers and insurance executives have fantasized about the route these frustrated workers took.

Hat Tip: DealBreaker.com.

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Intervention Held for Erratic Dow Jones
Written By: Noah Berkowitz
2007-08-07 10:25:22
After a particularly reckless week, the closest friends and family of Dow Jones staged an intervention in an attempt to stabilize her erratic swings. Jones, largely known for her promiscuity, is famous for being filled by thirty large organizations at the same time. The scrutiny of being a public figure with a promiscuous reputation has led Jones to struggles with severe highs and lows and stints in rehab. Following her largest surge in nearly five years, Jones was confronted about her lack of stability.

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Real Estate Slumps, Sandcastles Practically Worthless
Written By: Noah Berkowitz
2007-09-25 19:01:43
The latest report from the National Association of Realtors brought discouraging news this week to many invested in real estate. An alarming report revealed that despite ocean views and beachfront property, sandcastles are practically worthless.


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